My girlfriend always complain that I don’t satisfy her in bed
I’m not a se-x fre-ak, I can go 20 minutes, 33 minutes max
I’m this detailed because I always time myself ever since she started complaining that I don’t last in bed
She began by mast-urbating immediately after I cu-m so she can cu-m too. It was very embarrassing.
Next, she started comparing me with her ex’es, telling me how her friend’s boyfriends last hours in bed, labeling me a 1 minute man.
No man wants to be compared to his lovers ex especially over his s-ex life. That’s the worst thing you can do to a man, make him feel like he’s not enough down there.
One day, she left her phone unlocked and out of curiosity I snooped
That was my biggest mistake
I read how she was telling her married ex that she misses him and his co*k, that no man has been able to match his prowess in bed and she wished he could take her and ravish her one more time
I was shocked
My first instinct was to hit her and push her out of my house and life like the ho* she is, but shame and the thought of her telling her friends and mine that I’m not good in bed or I’m a one minute man made me humble.
I dropped her phone and pretended like I didn’t see anything
Immediately I called Yusuf
Yusuf is my gee. He’s the baddest guy in the neighborhood. The kind of friend parents warned their sons not to be friends with and their daughters to avoid like a plague. A very bad influence and my best friend.
Yusuf was at my place in minutes
He gave me a concoction to drink.
Raw garlic mixed with banana, milk, groundnut and dates and some aboki herbs mixed with weed
He smiled and left
But fruits and weed didn’t made me feel safe enough. I needed something strong to teach my girlfriend a lesson and dump her. I wanted her to suffer, so I went to the chemist near my house and talked to the guy there.
He told me about viagra, cialis, tramadol and agbojedi and asked which one I wanted, I asked for all. He screamed and asked if I wanted to