2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman,
there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer… we’d both still be alive.
Two women find themselves talking in the afterlife, reflecting on how they ended up there.
2nd Woman: “I died of a massive heart attack.”
1st Woman: “Oh no, what happened?”
2nd Woman: “Well, I suspected my husband was cheating on me. So, one day, I decided to come home early and catch him in the act.”
1st Woman: “And was he?”
2nd Woman: “No, not at all. When I walked in, he was just sitting in the den watching TV, completely alone. But I was convinced there was another woman somewhere in the house.”
The second woman takes a deep breath and continues, her tone laced with regret.
2nd Woman: “I started running all over the house to find her. I checked the attic, tore through the basement, opened every closet, and looked under all the beds. I just knew she had to be there. I searched everywhere until I was so exhausted that I collapsed from a heart attack and died.”
The first woman gives her a knowing look and smirks.
1st Woman: “That’s unfortunate. Too bad you didn’t check the freezer…”
She pauses for effect, then adds, “…we’d both still be alive.”