A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
My Husband Left Me and Our Toddler in Economy Class and Went to Business Himself – He Regretted It So Much in a Few Days
When an elderly woman saw us at the Lake House during our honeymoon Her initial remarks revealed the secret my husband had been keeping